my personal favourite...
"welcome to the 6 o'clock news our top story
i'm your anchor Thor Juzthinkinaboutit.
the great Jamboni, eccentric human cannonball, known for taking his lucky donkey for all his performances escaped near tragedy today when the donkey climbed into the cannon muzzle just as Jamboni was taking off. It took the surgeons 3 hours to remove Jamboni's head from his ass. Both are resting comfortably"

ok it's seriously damn hard to decide...because they are all so darn funny. don't believe me? watch lah. esp for people like JacW and Elizabeth who i know drop by occasionally. SERIOUSLY...must watch. and warning don't eat/drink and watch...really might puke out everything.

yeah...Teds Duhwayahhuhahhuhilikeit...
not happy? Keith Mypastiewhitebutt.